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Why, why, why didn't I break his legs? My people ate them all! Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Well, it was built for space travel, so anywhere between zero and one. I've decided to make the fox our new corpora... Oh, I'm sorry, Bender. So, they finally jazzed it up. It evolved a slightly bigger hook over the generations to eat the cactus on this part of the island.
Professor Farnsworth: I never thought I'd live to see this tree again. He's good, alright. All I want out of life is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit. Fox news, everyone! It's going ... Why are you cheering, Fry? Oh, man! Fry: It really puts you in the Christmas mood.Farnsworth: What-mas?Fry: Christmas! Professor Farnsworth Quotes. Is any of this getting through to you? Announcer: And the winner is number three, in a quantum finish.Prof. Let's wait three months and go to Oktoberfest! And there's no trash pickup until January 3rd. I need you to take it back and exchange it for a wobbly CD rack and some of those rancid meatballs. Just because I'm stupider than them they think they're smarter than me. Lists about Futurama, Matt Groening's animated series that ran from 1999 to 2003 and again from 2008 to 2013. I hate these nerds. I still don't understand why you wouldn't let me graft a laser cannon on your chest, to crush those who disobey you! Fry: Fetal stem cells? John Quincy Adding Machine. Oh, I'm sorry, Bender. There's got to be a lady tortoise out there for you, Hubert. I sold my body.Farnsworth: Sold your body? Oh, I can't do this, Hermes. Leela: Professor. Cubert: [using a device that makes his voice sound like Professor Farnsworth] Good news, everyone!
You know, X-M-A-S.Leela: Oh, you mean "Xmas"! Fry: I'm impressed. Bender: Good news, everyone!Farnsworth: Wh-wh-wha? The Swedish robot from pi-kea is here with the supercollider I ordered.
He has put at least one parallel universe in peril with his inventions.When he was a teenager he was put in … You must be using an archaic pronunciation, like when you say "ask" instead of "axe". I must find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Professor Farnsworth: Well, then good news! Professor: Nothing is impossible! Professor Farnsworth: In your time yes, but nowadays? Today you'll be delivering a crate of subpoenas to Sicily 8, the Mob Planet. This is not a business. Professor Farnsworth: You always were a hot-blooded Latina. He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree.Farnsworth: But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver. I hate to be the bearer of bad news. Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. I always thought I'd have a hand in it. Suddenly I'm going to the bathroom every three hours like clockwork, and those jerks at Social Security stop sending me checks. Then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. It's July, right? Farnsworth: Good news, everyone!Bender: Uh-oh, I don't like the sound of that.Farnsworth: You'll be making a delivery to the planet Trisol.Bender: Here it comes.Farnsworth: A mysterious world in the darkest depths of the Forbidden Zone.Bender: Thank you and goodnight.Leela: Uh, Professor, are we even allowed in the Forbidden Zone?Farnsworth: Why, of course! How big is the honeycomb?Hermes: Honeycomb's big, yeah, yeah, yeah.Bender: It's not small?Hermes: No, no, no. Amy: [in Farnsworth's body] Oh no! We have a delivery to the robot homeworld! Futurama, Search for Professor Farnsworth on Amazon. Professor Farnsworth: Everyone's always in favor of saving Hitler's brain, but when you put it in the body of a great white shark. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain. Quit messing with my head! But he's no Clem Johnson. Fry: Fetal stem cells, aren't those controversial? I've invented a new children's toy. In France they call it a guillotine. I never thought I'd live to see this tree again. That's what being a scientist is all about!Cubert: No, that's what being a magical elf is all about! Ohhh, suddenly you've gone too far. Good news, everyone! Ohhh, suddenly you've gone too far. Bad news, nobody! I always thought of it more as a cheap source of labor, like a family. Leela: Why are you cheering, Fry? MATH.
Professor Farnsworth: These bees are larger than most Buicks, and twice as ugly.Fry: Larger than an American sedan? Quoted in: Someone to spend my vast riches and take care of my man-eating anteaters when I'm gone. I admit it! Yeah, you better topple. Not if you believe in it. Here, let me locate it for you. Good news, anyone! Professor Farnsworth: Everyone's always in favor of saving Hitler's brain, but when you put it in the body of a great white shark.
Aren't those controversial?Professor: In your time, yes, but nowadays—shut up!
Please. Thank you for staying with me, Fry.Fry: I'm not Fry, I'm his great-great-grandson, Fry.Professor Farnsworth: Wha?Fry: My beak is different, see. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV.
It's all the same crap! [after being attacked by the video game character Donkey Kong]Fry: Wait a second. She's a slightly different subspecies. Talk about a cloaca shrinker. Professor Farnsworth: But what about your super intelligence?Gunther: When I had that, it was too much pressure to use it.
To shreds, you say. We're sorry! Futurama 06x03: Attack of the Killer App! Fished out of existence... just about the time your people arrived on Earth, Dr. Zoidberg.Zoidberg: I'm not on trial here.Fry: So, none of you have ever had anchovies? Fry: [Testing Professor Farnsworth's Smell-o-Scope] Just don't make me smell Uranus!Leela: I don't get it.Farnsworth: I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.Fry: So what's it called now?Farnsworth: Urrectum. Professor Farnsworth: For example, if you killed your grandfather, you'd cease to exist!Fry: But existing is basically all I do! Made the poor fella feel better about his pointless job. That's over 5000 atmospheres of pressure! Ohhh, suddenly you've gone too far," let's take a look at the greatest Professor Farnsworth quotes in Futurama history, ranked by your votes. Mom: Yeah, you better topple. You changed the outcome by measuring it! I'll rest easier not knowing where they are. Besides they are adult stem cells harvested from perfectly healthy adults, whom I killed for their stem cells. But unlike Utah, Mars was eventually made livable when the university was founded in 2636. It's all natural.Professor Farnsworth: So are carrots, but you don't see me injecting them between my toes! Mom: Yeah, you better topple.Professor Farnsworth: You always were a hot-blooded Latina.Narrator: Like all reptiles, the Galapagos tortoise is cold-blooded. It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. You're not rich!Fry: True, but someday I might be rich. I've taught the toaster to feel love!
Professor: Oh, I just said that for Fry's benefit. Fry: How many atmospheres can the ship withstand? All the zones have names like that in the Galaxy of Terror! See how her shell flares imperceptibly at the neck?
Farnsworth: No fair! Leela: Professor, there's nothing wrong with Nectar. [Talking on the phone] Did he at least die painlessly? Did you get a haircut?Bender: No! Bender: Ah, yes! Professor, there's nothing wrong with Nectar. It's a suppository. I hate to be the bearer of bad news. To shreds, You say. Anything Mr Farnsworth has ever said will be right here ;) enjoy. Farnsworth: I can't live forever and I need an heir. [Fry is presented with a large pill he is asked to swallow]Fry: I can't swallow that.Professor Farnsworth: Well, then good news! Farnsworth: Who are those horrible orange creatures over there?Glurmo: Why those are the Grunka-Lunkas. Like the Death Zone or the Zone of No Return. Quotes by Professor Farnsworth: Futurama [Fry is presented with a large pill he is asked to swallow] Fry: I can't swallow that. I broke up with my boyfriend and then I ate him!Professor Farnsworth: Oh now, now, we've all been there. Also, good news everyone! The attention Cobb's receiving is inflating his ego! Thats why I've decided to transfer to business school.Professor Farnsworth: Noooooooo! And that includes you, Amy!
What about her?Professor Farnsworth: Are you crazy? And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who's gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go. Professor Farnsworth: I hate these nerds!
It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. It's a suppository.