"If we were meant to stay in one place, we would have roots instead of feet." They don’t have emotions. ✈ I don’t think I possess any skill that anyone else doesn’t have. The beauty of you is how you wear who you are. ✈ Don’t ever let an airplane take you someplace where your brain hasn’t arrived at least a couple of minutes earlier. • That natural high from traveling somewhere new has to be one of the most addictive substances on earth. The name along intrigued me to take a look-sy. Humor aside, it was only fitting to include the time-honored and sage advice that has been handed down from aviator to aviator. […]. The runway behind you.
All you have to do is fly. Here I am. Two are always needed to successfully complete the flight.”18. â Helen Keller. I’ve learned not to trust people who are inaccurate. If a pilot screws up, the pilot dies; If ATC screws up, the pilot dies.”23. Please check out all our other signs, they make the perfect gift for any occasion. ✈ Never fly anything that doesn’t have the paint worn off the rudder Pedals. ✈ Navigating by the compass in a sea of clouds over Spain is all very well, it is very dashing, but — you want to remember that below the sea of clouds lies eternity.
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No system can ever substitute for that. Our pilot dressed like this for Halloween . ✈ A pilot lives in a world of perfection, or not at all. Or think about what happened the night after your senior prom. The optimist invents the airplane and the pessimist the parachute.” » Gil Stern, ✈ Aerodynamically the bumblebee shouldn’t be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn’t know that so it goes on flying anyway.” » Mary Kay Ash Aopa.org, ✈ I pick the prettiest part of the sky and I melt into the wing and then into the air, till I’m just soul on a sunbeam.” » Richard Bach. ✈ Map reading was not required. The controls are jammed or something really important has fallen off the plane, and these guys are talking like magpies; their lives are flashing past their eyes, and they’re flailing around in the cockpit. â Unknown, 16. 1. Can’t skip the funny jokes, and there’s plenty of humor to be had in our profession, so consider this the definitive list of all your best party jokes. Trimble, 37 Seafaring, Sailor, Maritime, and Ship Quotes, ✈ Pilots are a rare kind of human. 3. They had a brain and intestines, but no heart. A couple of Bloody Marys or several glasses of champagne, and suddenly it’s like you’re on a roller coaster. Here you are at about 40,000 feet, screaming along at 700 miles an hour and you’re sitting there drinking Diet Pepsi and eating peanuts. He strives to outwit the forces of nature. -Leonardo da Vinci. That is, unless you keep pulling the stick all the way back, then they get bigger again. FUNNY VINES ... Basset Hound Jokes, Funny Dog Pictures With Captions, 0%. Pilots are very methodical and meticulous, and artists tend not to be.” – Chris Carter9. ✈ A pilot who doesn’t have any fear probably isn’t flying his plane to its maximum. Most are too busy to notice it, and it is stronger in some than others.
1. Do not go near the edges of it. Vanished from sight and lost, art thou, at sea, Swallowed in ocean’s blue immensity? ✈ A pilot must have a memory developed to absolute perfection. Most things are just the reverse from what people think. âÂ Unknown, 7. ✈ If you are bored flying, your standards are too low. The trick is to fill the bag of experience before you empty the bag of luck. âÂ Aesop, 22. ✈ It’s always better to be down on the ground wishing you were up in the air than up in the air wishing you were down on the ground. ✈ Harmony comes gradually to a pilot and his plane. 42 entries are tagged with pilot humor. ✈ Bank: The folks who hold the lien on most pilots’ cars. Aviation content that inspires, educates and helps (aspiring) pilots. I don’t want to die with tourists. ✈ I hope I don’t get airsick because I get carsick and if I get airsick, I couldn’t be a pilot and then I would have to go to work. ✈ The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. ✈ If God had meant man to fly, he’d have given him lots more money. ✈ Skillful pilots gain their reputation from storms and tempest. Pilot (over loudspeakers): Ladies and gentlemen we have a very special guest on our flight today 57+ READY-TO-USE Beach Pick Up Lines for Beach-Lover. "A comfort zone is a beautiful place, but nothing ever grows there." ✈ Smooth seas do not make skillful sailors.
They leave the ordinary surface of the word, to purify their soul in the sky, and they come down to earth, only after receiving the communion of the infinite.”– Jose Maria Velasco Ibarra 10. ✈ When in doubt, hold on to your altitude. The trick is to not make the mistake that will kill you. Recovering from donuts addiction. He looks forward to port as a promised land, and truth for him is what lives in the stars. ✈ You define a good flight by negatives: you didn’t get hijacked, you didn’t crash, you didn’t throw up, you weren’t late, you weren’t nauseated by the food. Will you be my pilot? To those who love aviation, the sky is home. The airplane simply carries a man on its back like an obedient Pegasus; it gives him no wings of his own.” » Louis J. Helle. ✈ The bluebird carries the sky on his back.” » Henry David Thoreau. Sometimes, the world from above seems too beautiful, too wonderful, too distant for human eyes to see.” – Charles A. LindberghWhat it Means to be a Pilot, 7. » Sign over the entrance to the SR-71 operating location on Kadena. ✈ Sometimes I watch myself fly. ✈ Whenever we safely land in a plane, we promise God a little something.” » Mignon McLaughlin. ✈ I don’t like flying because I’m afraid of crashing into a large mountain. The edges of the air can be recognized by the appearance of ground, buildings, sea, trees and interstellar space. "Your wings already exist. From takeoff to landing, the autopilots handle the controls. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. Now that’s what we call nose art It’s so happy it’s attempting a sonic rainboom Oh Look! Will Kill You… Happily! However, there are no old, bold pilots.”28. So, as a huge puppy fan, I'm here to help you out with these 35 dog quotes that you can use as captions. ✈ I hope you either take up parachute jumping or stay out of single motored airplanes at night. Every aviator knows that if mechanics are inaccurate, aircraft crash. ✈ For all professional pilots there exists a kind of guild, without charter and without by-laws. Can we gear up and take off then land some quiet place? Landing on the ship at night is like a trip to the dentist: you may get away with no pain, but you just don’t feel comfortable. ✈ It’s best to keep the pointed end going forward as much as possible. It just doesn’t make any sense.” » David Letterman.