Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court? A. What time is it when 10 kitties chase a rat? What did the cat say when it saw something scary? Why are cats bad at telling stories?
What do you get when you mix a watchdog and a leopard? Why don’t you ever see kittens traveling in packs? 1. 82. That's how the dictionary works. Why did the cat volunteer with the Red Cross?
Rabbit Jokes and Hare Humor. What happens when you mix a tiger with a sheep? He like to tail it like it is. Why are cats so patient?
A. They’re just too hiss-terical. My cat just ate a bunch of cheese. Mice Krispies. Which chore do mice dread doing the most? Cross mouse cards. Because they heard that she made cookies out of molasses. Why was the cat so grumpy?
It suffered from cat-aracts. Why do cats make great dates? Why are there monster mice on Planet Mars? How many cats can you fit into an empty box? While one took the key to his car and ran, the other smashed his knee and ran. For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. A. Sometimes the humor animals bring can be a bit unexpected and entertaining. A frog … because he croaks every night! A. What did the cat say after he lost his catnip? What do pet cats like for dessert? Have you ever seen a catfish? 43.
Q. Because he's the ex-Terminator. your own Pins on Pinterest A. Furrest Gump. Normally, purr can. A cat-erpillar. 136. A. Nature might abhor a vacuum, but a cat hates it more. They get nominated for an a-cat-emy award! Q. What kind of cat works for the Red Cross? He had hurt felines. One that’s pure-bread, What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Now he's heading to the basement to look for mice. A. Minnie-sota. What do cats order at Mexican restaurants? ...surely you've heard of the "dragon drop" interface. Why did the rat find religion?
A cat-erpillar. It had a catnip problem. Q. 121. Discover (and save!) A.
108. Cat-urday. A Mouseketeer. 40. 122. As-purr-agus. Why are cats terrible on vacation? A. What is a cat’s favorite painting? The Princess and the Paw-per. 132. An e-mew!
73. They don't get attached to them, and there are some things even a rat will not do! 11.
What kind of vehicle does Mickey drive around town? Why did the cat catch mice? No wonder. Why do cats have fresh breath?
Mice cream cones. Q. 'Cause they use mouse wash. Q. It is simply not paw-siblle. Q. They have a lot of cat-titude. Why are cats so lazy? Enjoy 100 cat puns that are a litter of laughs! Three blind mice, three blind Mice See how they run, see how they runThey all ran after the farmer's wifeWho cut off their tails with a carving knifeHave you ever seen such a sight in your life?As three blind mice! What type of cats usually purr the best? 135. A carrot! She was feline lucky. They were sued for meow-practice. Why did the cat keep smiling all of the time? A.
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If you love your cat, then check out these cat puns and jokes. 106. Where does a cat buy its shoes? That was cat-astrophic, Why did the cat get fined? Only one. 75. Why does no one take cats seriously?
Why did Mickey Mouse go off into space? She was a pawsh cat. It was afraid of its bark. What did the cat say when he ate the clownfish? Instead of manually entering the email addresses you want to send to each and every time, you can now create your own personalized contact list that will be available for you to use any time you want to share one of our posts with your friends and family.
A. Thoughtless spouse attacks sightless mouse. 140. What does a cat study in school? A. A re-tail store! 39.
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What's New Pussycat. Q. Three blind mice! What happened when the kitten turned one? 'Cause they don't care for dances. And when you're done here, check out the rest of our animal jokes or get a random joke from the Joke Generator . What did the cat say when something bad happened? Why was the cat kicked out of the game? What do you call a cat with eight legs that loves to swim? 20. He saw a bat and thought she was an angel. A. Mac 'N Cheese. Q. A true cat-astrophy. Which rodent snack do mouser cats prefer? When you're a mouse. More Animal Humor 71. She had a litter of mittens.
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He was neuter-al. What do you do when a cat burglar breaks in? A. Which device does Mickey Mouse use to surf the Web? Hiss-tory. What is the unluckiest type of cat? A. The mice keep stealing the bait from the mousetraps I bought. What is a cat’s favorite state of America? A. How many cats can fly? Big ones! With mouse to mouse resuscitation! Why did the dog fall in love with a cat? When does Mickey Mouse hang up his calendar? What happens when you mix a tiger and a kangaroo? mouse JOKES (random) Hickory hickory dock.
He didn’t want to become just an ar-cat-type. What did the kitten do to decorate its home?
A. Anonymouse. A spelling bee. Sophisticated Version: Three Blind Mice. 120. What is a cat’s favorite color? What is the difference between a comma and a cat?
Why do cats never laugh at jokes and sarcasm?
Where do cultural mice go to view famous paintings?
What do you mean what song. What do you call a cat that has a hundred legs? 3. 52. What is another name for the Catskill Mountains? A.
Q. A. Shrew polish. 27.
The Cat in the Hat. Petsylvania. As-purr-agus. What happens when you mix a tiger with a snowman? The Land of Dead Mice. Still have questions? You could step in a poodle. Q. Nest mess cards. What does a cat pack for vacation? The evening mews. They think that it is too mew fangled. 72. A petticoat. A. You have entered an incorrect email address! 74. What’s the difference between a cat and a comma? Cat-alogues. Of Mice and Men. A. Stalagmice. It heard curiosity killed the cat. None because they were copycats. 118. What is a cat’s favorite TV show?